Texas Governor 'Good Hair' -
Not much under there?
Four more years in the Governor's chair -
Texas ain't got a prayer?
This good-lookin' more hair sham -
Has got Texas in a real jam?
May be pleasantly hirsute -
But is just an empty idea suit?
His vision thing -
Has a hollow ring?
Texas leader -
Thinks like a fence post of cedar?
His self-proclaimed compassion -
Applies only to his tonsorial fashion?
Public plan on education -
Just an aberration?
Taxes really rising -
Not surprising?
Low cost insured care -
Not in Texas anywhere?
Border with slow motion invasion -
Forget the next cometology occasion?
Lobbyists run amuck -
Texans sure are - - stuck?
Most Texans will die with their boots on -
That's all they'll soon own?
As for Ricky 'Good Hair' -
He's just not being square?
God help the Great Lone Star State -
Only Kinky can save us from this bad hair fate!

Hubert Wilson

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/texas-hair-scare/