There was a cow from Californy
Who was very, very horny.
He wasn’t sexy, instead
Two biggies grew from his head
Say, this rhyme is getting corny.

It’s what they call a longhorny steer
In places afar from here
Where it’s said they feed
On the jimson weed
And it makes them crazy I fear

The weed it drives them nuts
And it makes them into sluts.
If you believe this story
For you I feel sorry
‘Cause you must be some kinda putz

Don’t believe everything you read
And nothing that you ain’t seed
It’s just a joke
From an old cowpoke
Who’s gotten to old to breed.

With his friends he likes to screw
Put their brains into a stew
Tear their minds asunder
And make them wonder
If he should change his brand of brew.

George Hunter

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-horny-tale/