Princess
drunk as a skunk

falls flat
on her face

on the bare bed
(unmade)

not a sheet not a pillowcase
not even a coverlet

just mattress.

Feels an urgent
need to pee

soliloquises with
herself.

'To pee(hee hee)
or(hee hee) not to pee

ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaahh
...forget it! '

Wees and wets
herself.

Only realises
her position

come morning

well...hung...over.

She(OW!) thinks what happened
to the fairy tale.

Pulls the bell pull
lying in a pool

of her own
urine.

'You rang, Mam? '
a slimy servant enquires

holding his nose
& looking up her dress.

Takes a quick
Pic

on his mobile phone

and then posts it
on the Internet.

Moral?

Princesses who get pissed
should suffer the consequences.

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/princess-and-the-pee-for-my-old-pal-al/