An elementary teacher asks her grade one pupil, '' Juan, who is Jose Rizal? (the Philippine national hero) . Juan hesitantly stands and apologitically replies, ' Maa'm, I am so sorry, I'm a transferee, maybe he is on the other section '.
Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan
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