(Just me and my sister messing around before a psychiatrist appointment. She wrote the first stanza and I pretty much wrote everything else.)

I don’t care
if she lives or dies.
I just want her
hospitalized.

I don’t care
if a meteor hits where she’s stood.
I just want her
gone for good.

I don’t care
if you blow off her head.
I just want her
as good as dead.

I don’t care
if she chokes on her food.
I just want her
to forever be booed.

I don’t care
if she goes by knife.
I just want her
out of my life!

I don’t care
if she gets sick and pale.
I just want her
to go to jail.

I don’t care
if she falls down a well.
I just want her
to wind up in hell.

I don’t care
if she is my mom.
I just want her
to be hit by a bomb.

Jane Meyer

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/font-color-darkviolet-i-don-t-care/