Honey, I've gone fishin,
Don't worry if I'm running late.
There's plenty of fishin,
I've got plenty of bait.
If a big un' pulls me under,
And perchance I may drown.
I'll be waiting for you love,
With my heavenly crown.
Barry A. Lanier
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