Spam!
It's always the case -
when the deletes are complete,
e-gads, I have to repeat!
My inbox is brimming -
their pace never fails.
I might not be winning
this e-rase of e-mails!

(Ironically enough, I just recently noticed that PH has deleted my original version of this poem (from 2006) , perhaps because the title originally included typical SPAM phrases. I have reposted with this new title) .

Chuck Audette

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-spam-poem/