It seems like there's a new viral twerk video every week, doesn't it? Well, this week is no different. There's a new viral video going around the internet that *allegedly* shows a Russian girl twerking for a new iPhone when she sharts herself (a fart turned solid). Gross, right? Well maybe the grosser video is the video of us watching that video while society's serious problems bubble and fester around us...

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