Mike Marino tells jokes about Starbucks. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Who goes to Starbucks for Starbucks coffee anymore? Starbucks has so many things, and you would think that they should be most famous for the Starbucks coffee...however they are not, they are most famous for spelling your name wrong on the cup. Starbucks cups fill trashcans across the nation with misspelled names, and it's a shame. Starbucks cups should not be abused like that, that is why I suggest we use a Starbucks mug. There is no way to dispose of a misspelled name on Starbucks mug, and I am sure the workers sure don't want to mess that one up. If they had a Starbucks store, they should sell a Starbucks cup with misspelled names. Mostly common names would be misspelled on the Starbucks cup, like Chris would be spelled Cris, and David would be spelled Divad, and Crystal could be spelled Cristle. Anyways, Starbucks needs to open up a Starbucks store, because it will just eliminate the pressure of ordering coffee from them, and you can prepare it yourself...at least you would know how to spell your name right. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!