Frank Lucero jokes about girls on toilets. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

When you drink too much, there is usually one outcome, girls in the toilet or men in toilet. And when I say girls in the toilet or men in toilet, I don't really mean they are actually in the toilet, but are rather puking and don't know how to control the alcohol. Actually, maybe it would be closer to girl on toilet, or men on the toilet, because they aren't necessarily in the toilet. Yes, lets go with girl on toilet, and men on the toilet to be politically correct. Either way, you do not want to be anywhere near the toilet...that was a toilet joke. Frank Lucero tells a better toilet joke in this bit, and I advise listening to it, because he tells really funny jokes about toilet. I guess you can call it bathroom humor...that was jokes about toilet right there. More bathroom humor are jokes about girls in toilets, which Frank mentions in this bit as well. Girls in toilets and a girl on the toilet tend to be a turnoff...at least for me. It just shows me that they cannot control their alcohol...or their urine, either one is just bad. Have you ever seen girls on the toilet before? It really isn't the prettiest sight, I don't care how attractive the female is, just witnessing girls on the toilet seems to be a turn off for me...that's why I always knock at unisex bathrooms. I'm telling you, no one wants to see girls in toilet, or girls on the toilet for that matter, so please, ladies, lock the door, or control your alcohol. Anyways, for more jokes about girls in toilet, girl on the toilet, bathroom humor, or just to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!