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I'm not married yet...however Paul Ogata's funny wife jokes and his joke on wife kind of have me scared. Trust me, these jokes about wife and his wife jokes really are funny, but I'm hoping that they are fictitious and not true. I mean, I would love to have a TV, but have you ever watched shows like The View before? Ughh...his wife joke about compromise is a really good wife joke as I have my mom to relate to...my dad has told me stories about compromising. The great thing about Paul Ogata's wife jokes is that these are husband wife joke approved, which basically means husbands and wives can get it. Trust me, I got my parents to watch this bit, and they both laughed, we just had to compromise. Even though I'm not married, I do have a joke wife, you know, Kate Upton. I'm just kidding, I'm out of her league...anyways, I was married on Facebook and that was my joke wife. What a jokes wife she was, we always got in fights, we always did what she wanted to do, and I had to pay for her meals...oh my god, maybe I really was married, and she really wasn't a jokes wife, but a real wife. I guess I'm telling too many jokes about wife, even though they were funny wife jokes I maybe should stop before she reads this description box. Being in a fake marriage is very analogous to being in a real marriage, and one word of advice I can give you guys out there, never play a joke on wife. She won't think its funny, and your back won't either when your sleeping on the couch...unless your couch is comfortable of course. These are all husband wife joke, my parents laughed. Anyways, if you want to continue your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!