Shawn Pelofsky talks about her experiences with guys. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

If my comedy career never gets anywhere, I'm thinking of being a male stripper, I mean the way that Shawn Pelofsky makes it sound, it sounds like a great job. The great thing about being a male stripper is I can be whoever I want to be. I've always wanted to be a cop, so I could be a stripper cop. Stripper cops may be in every girls fantasy, just like the hot schoolteacher is almost on every boy's fantasy. Now, male strippers may not be the perfect guy, and may be the worst possible boyfriend, but just imagine all the fore play. Male strippers would already have all the outfits, and the body would have to be there for all you lucky ladies, the reason I say they would be a bad boyfriend relates back to the fact they strip for a living. They would be sharing their body with other women...and jealousy is in all of us. Shawn Pelofsky tells some great boyfriend jokes and dating jokes throughout this bit. The boyfriend jokes are revolved around her dating in LA experience, while her dating jokes relate to, well, her dating in LA experience. I guess a lot of her jokes in this bit are about date in LA she's had in the past. They sound very interesting, maybe I should date in LA more often...Ladies, there are guys everywhere in LA, if you are having trouble meeting guys, just look out the window and I'm sure you can be meeting guys all the time...however its hard to find the perfect guy, so you may have to settle for male strippers in the mean time. To increase your daily laughter, please subscribe to StandUpBits!