Cain Lopez jokes about women wearing glitter makeup, eye shadow and nails. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Ladies, and some gentlemen, Cain Lopez is right. Glitter in any form is just annoying. Especially as makeup. Like Cain, I don't understand why we even have glitter. I mean it's everywhere; we have glitter eyeshadow, glitter for nails, glitter makeup. Don't you think it's a little excessive? Why do you even need glitter near your eyes, (glitter eyeshadow makeup) it sounds way too dangerous. If you want your face to be shiny, why do you need glitter makeup? You can get your face just as shiny if you used Proactiv. (Who knows, their secret may be glitter.) However, there may be one benefit after all for glitter, which is glitter for nails, which gives people glitter nail. Nothing is more humiliating for a guy than getting glitter stuck to his face after a girl with glitter nail slaps him. I guess adding insult to injury is the only thing glitter may be used for. The irony is, the only thing that will cover up the glitter is to apply makeup. Who knew makeup could be so beneficial. For more Cain Lopez' brutal honesty, and hilarious jokes by him and other great comedians, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!