Chris Simpson on picking up girls. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

To pick up women is great fun, all kinds of girls, ugly girls, beautiful girls, girls in between. Guys can be shallow sometimes judging beautiful women and ugly women by tits and their size, or proportions. If they have big tits, they are considered a beautiful women, however the smaller the tits the uglier women get. It may be shallow to think about, but many people prefer big tits. Personally, I like any tits, as long as they are from women. Chris Simpson certainly understands. However, women may judge men very similarly by their hanging nuts. The more hanging nuts the more beautiful the man gets, or I may be getting it wrong, the least the nuts hang the more attractive they get? I don't know, all I know is, I love huge boobs, and could care less about hanging nuts. I prefer the huge boobs on chicks, and not dudes, but whatever you prefer is great. For more daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!