Dennis Blair jokes on the news, and why he doesn't watch it. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

How many people watch the news? Well, I don't have an answer for that, but what I do know is whenever I am on the news I always tell my friends to watch. I have very rarely been on the news for something bad, only as an eye witness, anyways I don't know where I am going with this...but Dennis Blair tells a news joke in this bit. And in his news joke he talks about his dislikes of the news. I love news jokes on the simple fact that we can usually tell the time period the joke is taking place. For example in the news jokes told by Dennis Blair, it is taking place when gay marriage is a huge thing, so anywhere from 08-14. I also love the joke news as well, joke news is SNL weekend update, and the monologues on late night talk shows. I love the comedic twists they put on the news. Also love jokes news casters tell, and some times the jokes news casters tell aren't even meant. I remember when there was an earthquake in the Los Angeles area, the news caster became a viral hit with his reaction to it, an unexpected joke is usually the funniest kind. Anyways, the news is meant to inform us, and jokes about news is supposed to make us laugh on information, therefore I love jokes about news, because I love laughing at things that are informing us. Hope you guys feel the same way, for more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!