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It's Paddies Day today, so wee Irish Noel is in the pub (of course) with some sage Guinness-induced advice/rants about how to ride when you're drunk, which you can bet Noel knows how to do...
Lets start get with 'getting on a lift' - don't mess it up like these guys did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxxk5XVaY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW-qtCrL7lk
However, if you manage to clean a skier out - that's fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4htX51OENI
Next, if you have managed to get on the lift, only one piece of advice - stay on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8_O890Dtk
When you get off the lift, just make sure you've bent down and strapped that shit in. It's not that hard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST3Kmfn61mA
And remember to pop, even if you're going over the smallest lip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwS3safnng
Remember - 'rolling down the windows' doesn't make you go further
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxcoq8TGOz0
And when it doesn't, alcohol will help get rid of the pain that this kind of slam causes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHBtjtxKvk
Polish up your beer goggles, or you might end up doing a 'coyote-ugly'...
A St. Patrick's Day Drinking Session | The Daily Blizzard, Ep. 55
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