This magpie has a pretty good sense of irony, viciously attacking the only person in a 10 mile radius that wouldn't consider eating him (they ARE pretty clever, magpies). Throw a load of spandex into the equation and it becomes difficult to determine who the real victim is here. Either way, a pretty impressive bit of nature clashing caught on video.

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