Meet too-much-time-on-his-hands Kobe Bryant. Due to some brutal injuries, the Los Angeles Lakers superstar has been a media machine. Whether it's producing his own documentary (about ... wait for it ... himself) or comparing Russell Westbrook to himself on the Grantland Basketball Hour, Kobe's finding ways to keep himself occupied while recovering from shoulder surgery. Now, you can add shutting down Twitter trolls in order to defend LeBron James to his list of public showings.