Here's a real pickle for ya! You're handcuffed in the back of a police car, about to be hauled in for booking and you've got enough meth hidden in your mouth to kill a horse. What do you do?

Share it with your buddy of course!

Timothy Povlick and his buddy Derek Boff were arrested after a traffic stop in Bartlesville Oklahoma on April 25. Povlick, who already had outstanding warrants, also had three eight balls of meth in his mouth. That's 10.5 grams for all you squares out there.

He was going to swallow it all himself, but his bestie didn't want him to die of an overdose. So they pulled the old kissing cousins maneuver and transferred some of the meth to Boff.

Boff did take a little convincing before he agreed.

"We're going to have to be gay for a second," Povlick can be heard saying on video.

"It's Nasty bro, I'm telling you," Boff replied.

"I know. You want it?"

"Try to suck some of your saliva off of it and I will."

The exchange was over in a second, accompanied by plenty of squirming to prove neither of them enjoyed kissing a man even a little. And they might have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for Bartlesville PD's new backward facing "Kiss Cams."

When arresting officer Cheyenne Lee returned to the car, he checked the video and the lip-lockers were busted. When questioned Povlick admitted he had eaten the meth and had to be taken to the ER to save him from a fatal overdose.

Hey, at least he was smuggling the meth in his mouth and not in some other orifice, am I right?

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