This is a PARODY song. Music owned by Jason Derulo, made for non-profit and fun.
In 2011, Communist China declared the subject of time travel to be banned in their media. It's true, do a search. I wanted to not only make a time travel parody, but to be THE FIRST to address this, AND mention Rip Hunter and the upcoming show Legends of Tomorrow! First guy right here!
I'm that trip that you trip on,
Talkin' temporal.
Goin' back and forth through the eons,
In a light tunnel.
I can meet all celebrities, BC to AD!
I met the Legends of Tomorrow,
And Freddy Mercury!
Temporal Physics, don't speak the language?
Lotta science, hard to explain it,
Bottom line is, that I can do it!
So
Please
Time Travel With Me!
Time Travel With Me(X4)
H. G. Wells, he was the first
We know to start this,
Time Rings and Quantum leaps,
Don't forget the TARDIS!
I can win every lottery, whenever I need!
Just one quick trip to the future,
I'm gettin' all of the green!
Met the first caveman, didn't speak the language,
But adventure don't need explainin',
Would you like to be my Companion?
And
Please
Time Travel With Me?
Time Travel With Me(X4)
Enterprise slingshot around the sun,
Romulans screwed it up, now the OG's done.
Doctor Doom even had one too!
Sent the FF back when he kidnapped Sue!
Rip Hunter is the Master of Time,
But The Doctor Said, "No son, that's all mine."
Sam Beckett and ol' Doc Brown do it jiggawats better than those Hot Tub clowns!
One thing I just don't understand,
Why did China make word of all time travel banned?
When the media and censors clash,
Do they hate shows like Doctor Who and The Flash?
Time travel is banned in China,
'Cause they're scared of informed vagina!
Lift the ban an' I'll invite ya
All
To
Time Travel With Me!
Time Travel With Me(x4)