The UK's National Crime Agency recently released a video titled "Teenage cybercrime: Help your child make the right #CyberChoices" and it's the worst thing since the anti-piracy "you wouldn't download a car" ad which has been seared into our brainflesh since time immemorial.

Watch the NCA's original ad:
http://bit.ly/1InOkAT

Sources:

'National Crime Agency: Your kid could be a nasty interwebs hacker'
http://bit.ly/22o38pw

'Britain's FBI wants 'Five Eyes' cosy hookups with infosec outfits'
http://bit.ly/1S8RVEU

'Chip Pan Fire Prevention'
http://bit.ly/1PiIwYJ

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Ryan Little - Sand Castles
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Ryan Little - Falling Down
http://bit.ly/1QCP6MY

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