I almost drowned when i was 14.
[]This is not a good way of going about that - its just going to cause you a myriad of other problems.
[]
I work at a store with a blue polo and khaki pants uniform.


oh ffs, just say where you work. You think trying to vague is going to cover your ass if someone wants to jam you up?
[]Hmm... not a very good lawyer then are you?
[]I work in retail and had to explain the concept of sales tax to a middle aged woman. I said it's 7% in Ohio, and she said "yeah 7 cents". Tried to explain that 7 PERcent and 7 cents weren't the same and she asked what percent was to a "normal person"
[]I just joined reddit to post this:

Immediately thought of Celebrity Jeopardy: starts at 3:36

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jeopardy/n11333
[]May be a liability during a pillow fight.
[]kids in the back though! it's actually illegal round these parts too
[]I dont know who I'm upvoting you shitting on, but I dont care, its a funny joke.
[]That would make it a pedofile
[]Depends on how thick it is.
[]Images are a victimless crime. He never touched a real child.
[]
OMGWTFBBBQ


OMGWTFTFY
[]I agree. This is actually a damn good repost.
[]I get mistaken for my sister a lot so people ask me how my kids are (have no kids. Currently 7 1/2 months pregnant) I tell them 'oh we don't have any kids, just this one'. More than once I've gotten 'are you sure?' Um
[]My age.
Youtubers, my followers, my facebook friends, no one knows it.
[]Whoop, there it is.
[]I think she already published some
[]That's hilarious, I did the exact same thing
[]That's something I'll never understand... Why don't we just ban algorithmic trading? Is there a single benefit coming from computers trading between themselves?
[]gave up the police academy and changed career paths after I found out a close friend was also an occasional drug user.
[]Highschool is the most stress enducing experience of my life. I hate it but it's important.
[]Are you Polish?
[]You know what that made me think of? A cat with a postit note on its head. Not sure why exactly.
[]/r/Pyongyang has a lot of moderators.

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