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The Book of Psalms
Chapter 1, Verses 1 to 6

Mega Happy is the man who does not go in the company of fwucking sinners, or take his place in the way of evil-doers, or in the seat of those who do not give any gad damn honor to the Lord.

But whose delight is in the law of the Lord, and whose mind is on his law day and night.

He will be like a tree, approximately 40 foot tall, planted by the rivers of water, which gives its fruit and sweet sweet nectar at the right time, whose leaves will ever be green; and he will do crazy fwucking well in all his undertakings.

The evil-doers are not so, not so at all; but are like the dust on your grannies coochie, which the wind takes away.

For this cause there will be no mercy for sinners when they are judged, and the evil-doers will have no place among the upright,

Because the Lord sees the way of the upright, but the end of the sinner is absolute obliter-fwucking-ation. Can you dig it?

(Psalm 1:1-6) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+)

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