An ironic parasong to the tune of There's No Business like Show Business revealing the real motive behind the bloodshed. First presented on Coca Crystal's local Manhattan activist TV show "If I Can't Dance You Can Keep Your Revolution. Coca nods in time to Tuli's song.
Tuli is a long time antiwar activist and an anarcho-pacifist.
There's nor business like war
business like no business I know
everything about it is appalling ( appealing)
everything that traffic will allow
No where can you get that happy feeling
like when you're strafing
them gooks...oh wow

and there's no people like defense
people, they never run out a (of) dough

politicians come from everywhere
with lots of jack
And when you spend it
There's still no lack
Where else can you waste money
that you never pay back?
Let's get on with the war
Let's go on with the war

For, there's nor business like war
business like no free enterprise I know

raging through a country is so thrilling
leading tv story opening night
chuckling as you see the graveyards filling
You had your billings, they're out of sight

what a delight!... oh and

there's no mongers like war
mongers they smile when stocks are low
Even with a star wars that you know can't work
So the poor get screwed

But fuck them jerks
as we greedily collect our
cost plus plus perks
let's get on with the wars
Let's go on with the show