Well THIS should explain it.

Orlando Bloom joked about igniting the Internet with those now famous pictures of him paddle-boarding naked.

In pics that nearly destroyed the entire World Wide Web, the star was photographed paddleboarding in Sardinia with then girlfriend Katy Perry and his…ahem… GOLDEN ARROW was on full display!

During his interview with Nick Grimshaw on BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show he joked, “My poor son! He's got a lot to live up to. I broke the internet!”

Don’t worry Orlando, you caused quite a dent, but the Internet is nearly indestructible!

At the time he told Elle magazine, “It was extremely surprising. I wouldn't have put myself in that position if I'd thought it would happen. I've been photographed a million times in a million different ways. I have a good radar. We'd been completely alone for five days—nothing around us…I had a moment of feeling free."

And now everyone in the world knows what he’s packing.

We hope son Flynn doesn’t lose any sleep over this one. On the bright side, he’s got some good genes!