If you’ve been longing to pay $840 for a rock outfitted with a leather strap, Hermès has you covered.

Suppose someone walked up to you, handed you $840, and demanded that you go spend it with abandon, what would you buy?
If you said a rock outfitted with a leather strap, Hermès is here for you. The luxury retailer is selling one as part of its 'petit h' line, which features a number of products made with leftover leather bits.
This particular $840 item is being marketed as a paperweight promised to be, “a one of a kind piece exclusive to you!” 
That exclusivity appears to come from the rock itself, which will, as rocks generally do, exhibit unique variations. 
Notably, this may be a good starter item for those longing to elevate their desk space in a way that only Hermès can.
Leather notebooks from the brand can run upwards of $2,000 and a pen can set you back roughly $1,700. 
Of course, you could go the bargain route and just buy a logo-emblazoned yellow lined pad of paper for $55.