With news of the failed adventure of the Tallywacker making their way through Federation space, it was time for a more conveniently phallic and whimsical vessel to take it's place. The USS Whoopsie Daisy, complimented by a crew of many creeds and colours now ventures through troubles galaxies to try and get home, avoiding fierce foes like unstable red dwarves, betraying Mantis soldiers and Wil Wheaton.