Take a look at a few of the most strange and unusual shoes that were ever created like the lego heel or shoes that look like dentures\r
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12. From designer, Kermit Tesoro, famed for creating more than a few of items in the Lady Gaga menagerie of interesting fashion choices, built these in his mission to “translate peoples deviations into creations.” This looks like a tribal sacrifice gone wrong. Where the sacrifice instead of being split open and spilled upon an altar had to wear these shoes. Personally Id prefer the former. \r
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11. Bored of the monotony? Black flat. Blue stiletto. Red Toms. How is anyone supposed to make a memorable impression walking at graduation with these options? Tentacle High Heels are perfect for any poor unfortunate soul looking to spice things up. It looks like a couple load bearing tentacles will be stabbing you in the foot but itll all be worth it when pictures of you in these hit Facebook. \r
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10. Crotchet Grandma-Type Thong/Flip Flop Leg Warmers seem to be a thing of the past but they are, in f, the future. The new wave design of sensually swaddling your legs in crochet doilies of every color is the ultimate statement at any festival, commune, or grocery store. These are a must have for any hippie love sun child. Perfect for frolicking through flowers, laying in front of tanks, canvassing for Bernie Sanders, you name it! If youd ever even consider wearing these shoes theyre perfect for you and you need them. \r
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9. For the gothic goddess in all of us. These sweet little monster shoes are anything but ordinary. Take your stiletto game up a notch with shoes that bring their own personality to the table. Youll feel like the dark lords mistress until you poke yourself with one of those studs. \r
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8. Backwards heels that require you to strap in your calves. Probably not for hangover mornings. Honestly I think even sober walking in these would evoke some serious confusion. Front is back. Left is right. Up is down. What the hell is going on?\r
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7. Desperately need your outfit to be en pointe? Go with these excruciatingly painful statement shoes. For the woman who hates herself! \r
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6. This is a shoe, we swear. Its called “The Architectural Heel” and its going for around $2,456. From the mind of a twisted designer, the architectural heel is being churned out in a Bangladesh fory responsible for the painstakingly slow release of each pair. These shoes are anticipated to alter how we think about shoes today. Whats next? Dip snakes in super glue and wrap them around our feet? Who knows?\r
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5. Disco Goldfish Platforms were all the rage in the 1970s and immortalized in pop culture from the time. These shoes were rocking real live goldfish! Because nothing says “Im here to party” like slowly suffocating helpless carnival prizes. The constant shock of footstep after footstep combined with a lack of oxygen wasnt great for the little fishies. They didnt live long and their wearers were suddenly sporting the slowly rotting carcasses of dead fish as a fashion statement. Less y.\r
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4. When your foot is too divine to touch the ground you need to wear a shoe thats designed beyond the primitiveof walking upon the earth. These are perfect for that. Theyre also perfect for falling flat on your face. Look forward to that. \r
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3. These shoes would be a riot. Designed by artist, Rafael Mata, a pair of converse high tops have been photoshopped onto a pair of bare feet. These probably have as much support as a regular old converse high top. Which is none. They are truly terrible for your feet. But boy do they look cool. \r
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2. These are the shoes that Elijah Wood wore to gain the iconic Frodo Baggins hobbit feet in the film versions of The Lord of the Rings. These hairy knuckled bits of memorabilia were built to withstand the elements of the filming process throughout New Zealand. These arent as available as one might hope but dang just look at how realistic they are! \r
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1.You thought it couldnt get worse than Disco Goldfish heels? You were wrong! These Spider Platforms are of a more pet friendly design that allows for air holes and an opening so you can feed your little hairy buddy some yummy bugs! Always a reliable choice for anyone looking to make an entrance. Whether theyre running towards you to ask where they can get a pair or running fearfully in the complete opposite direction, theyll certainly be talking!