Corn on the knob: https://dai.ly/x6ld1ut

Dice an onion
Fry it in oil
Squeeze in a clove of garlic
Cook until golden brownish
Add in lentils, water, and a bouillon cube
(check the package for lentils water ratio or go 1 to 3)
Add in a tablespoon of garam masala and the same amount of brown sugar
If you don't have garam masala use cumin or curry powder or combine any two or all three of those
Cook it down until it's at a level of thickness that satisfies you
Then do a few backflips but wear your backflip helmet