Like Chaz and Dave
Or Laurel with Hardy
A double act team
But a little more lardy
Kings of the manor but they're more like queens
Lock up your daughters if their in their early teens
Wohhhhh, wohhhhh
wohhhhhhh

Or Max 'n' Paddy
Oh they aint got shit
They look the part with a little less wit
Give them a Stella and they'll come running
They probably winge but they got no fags
Wohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes
all the forgotten money that you owe,
is written off because we love you so

You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes
Where would we be without them I dont know
The last laugh's always their expense
Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fashion sense

And we will always love them, oh,
And we cant do without them
no,
They fill the place with laughter,
And we'll really kill them after

The lightest weights in the heavy weight class,
Two beers and the boys are on their ass,
Skinny fit jeans with their pants hanging out
Straighting hair cuts
and their silly little pout
wohhhhh, wohhhhh
wohhhhhhh

They'll perv over anything with tits,
Age doesnt matter if they've got the right bits
They're not gay but they look a bit camp
It's my advice not to laugh/slag about
Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes
all the forgotten money that you owe,
is written off because we love you so

You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes,
Where would we be without them I dont know,
The last laugh's always their expense,
Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fasion sense

And we will always love them, oh,
And we cant do without them
no,
They fill the place with laughter,
And we'll really kill them after

Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes
All the forgotten money that you owe,
Is written off because we love you sooooooooo