Evil Twin requested that I post his application for membership to the Evil League of Evil. Apparently, he’s too busy blowing stuff up to do it himself. I told him it was way to long and would probably be denied. He said “Sometimes true Evil takes longer than 3 minutes to brew.” When I suggested he still trim it down, he got ticked and exploded my recycling bin and exclaimed “if the naughty mule and his gang don’t want me, that’s fine. Just thank them for inspiring me - Mouhahahahahaha!” What an a** hole. Sincerely, his newly appointed minion. Distributed by Tubemogul.