This week’s heartthrob is like a fine wine: He just keeps getting better with age. Actually, I’ve never had a fine wine, but that’s what I hear. That’s right we’re talking about Zac Efron, who’s so hot he just spells his name simply “Z-a-c” no “h” or “k” needed, and we’re okay with that. Have you seen his 10 pack lately? You could grate cheese off that. If you happen to be on pizzaslime.com and noticed that for a reasonable 12K you could purchase a bottle of Noah Cyrus’ tears, Noah’s team has confirmed that you actually will not get tears from the singer actress. Martha Stewart and CBD? As her brand recently made a deal to sell CBD infused products, AKA weed that will never and can never get you high. Which to quote Martha might be “a good thing.” What were you guys doing at 16? I was begging my mom to let me get my drivers license and still learning how to cook scrambled eggs. But if you’re Johnny Orlando, 16 years old means winning Junos breakthrough artist of the year, 5.8 million Instagram followers, and a world tour.