ZHUHAI, CHINA — A Chinese man was caught trying to cross the border from Macau to mainland China on Monday with a whole boatload of iPhones wrapped around his person.
According to China News, the man was at the Gongbei border crossing in beautiful Zhuhai when he was stopped by customs officials.
Apparently the guy was looking a bit on the "bloated" side with strange bulges protruding from his waist and legs, so he was stopped for a search.
After dropping trow, customs officers were shocked to find 90 iPhones strapped to the man's body.
The Apple phones were wrapped in plastic wrap and a whole bunch of tape around his waist, lets, thighs and ankles.
China News reports that the case has now been transferred to the anti-smuggling department for further investigation.
Uh oh—it looks like someone's social credit score is going to take a big hit this holiday season.