[Opening shot of a group of people dressed in army uniforms, standing at attention]
Narrator: "In a world of serious soldiers, there's only one army that can make you laugh out loud."
[Cut to a clip of Mr. Bean dressed in his signature brown suit, attempting to do army drills but failing miserably]
Narrator: "That's right, the Bean Army is here, and they're bringing the laughs!"
[Cut to a montage of various funny clips featuring Mr. Bean in army-themed situations, such as trying to camouflage himself but ending up getting stuck in a tree, or trying to shoot a gun but accidentally hitting himself in the face]
Narrator: "With his trademark physical comedy and silly antics, Mr. Bean has taken the army world by storm."
[Cut to a scene of Mr. Bean leading a group of soldiers in a march, with the soldiers struggling to keep up with his ridiculous movements]
Narrator: "But don't be fooled by his hilarious antics. Mr. Bean may not be the most skilled soldier, but he has a heart of gold and a determination to always do his best."
[Cut to a clip of Mr. Bean trying to lift a heavy weapon, struggling to even move it an inch]
Narrator: "Join the Bean Army today and experience the funniest and most entertaining military force out there!"
[Closing shot of Mr. Bean and his soldiers posing for a photo, all of them making silly faces]
Narrator: "Bean Army - the only army where laughter is the best medicine."