First broadcast 5th April 1980.

Legal secretary Frances is having an affair with Pharmacist John Burge and is tiring of him not leaving his wife.

Roald Dahl ... Self - Introduced by
John Castle ... John Burge
Sheila Gish ... Frances
Miriam Margolyes ... Mary Burge
Geoffrey Bayldon ... Dr. Applegate
Anthony Roye ... James
Peter van Dissel ... Derek
Katie Flower ... Annie
Jean Kitson ... Mavis
Nigel Caliburn ... Stage Manager
Michael Quinto ... Man in Dressing Room
Carol Thornton ... Woman in Dressing Room