First broadcast 15th January 1998.

Geraldine becomes a celebrity after doing 'Pause for Thought' on the Terry Wogan show, but fame carries a price.

Geraldine Grainger Dawn French
David Horton Gary Waldhorn
Hugo Horton James Fleet
Alice Tinker Emma Chambers
Frank Pickle John Bluthal
Jim Trott Trevor Peacock
Owen Newitt Roger Lloyd Pack
Charlotte Palmer Autograph Lady
Darcey Bussell Herself