A monkey is like a hyperactive toddler who just discovered caffeine and chaos. They swing around like gymnasts, steal snacks with ninja-like precision, and seem to find endless joy in flinging things—sometimes bananas, sometimes less pleasant surprises. Monkeys are masters of mischief, with facial expressions that range from “innocent angel” to “evil genius plotting your downfall.” They’ll climb anything, including you, and have an uncanny ability to make even the most serious scientist laugh. Basically, they’re nature’s clowns, armed with opposable thumbs and zero shame.