First broadcast 7th January 1980.

Arthur is much taken by would-be singer Sharon Dobbs, who is a pretty girl but no great vocalist.

George Cole - Arthur
Dennis Waterman - Terry
Sheila White - Sharon
Eric Deacon - Chris Lambert
Brian Croucher - Big John
Anthony Heaton - Vic Piner
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Patrick Malahide - Chisholm
Gennie Nevinson - Penny
Peter Blake - Barry
Aaron Shirley - Sammy
Tommy Wright - Henry Piner
Richard Hunter - Alan
Michael Melia - Freddie
Flint - Disco Group
Derek Lyons - Dancer in Club
Malcolm McFee - Agent
Peter Roy - Police Driver