First broadcast 4th December 1980.

When footballer Danny Varrow wants to sell his story to the press Arthur is only too happy to act as broker and gets Terry to mind him.

Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Karl Howman - Danny Varrow
Adrienne Posta - Jenny
George Sweeney - Clifton Fields
Malcolm Hayes - Robbie Costello
Sean Caffrey - Leo Rafferty
Anthony Douse - Ronnie Raikes
Forbes Collins - Arklow
Martin Neil - Reporter
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Bill Dean - Police Sgt.
Rachel Herbert - Club Receptionist
Mitzi Rogers - Barmaid
Dino Shafeek - Mini Cab Driver
Nicola Rowley - Student Nurse (as Nikola Rowley)
Roy Beck - Burger Salesman
Gill Clark - Secretary
Salo Gardner - Bar Patron
Eileen Harvey - Bar Patron
Ronald Nunnery - Bar Patron
Jack Ross - Landlord
Rita Tobin-Weske - Woman in Street