First broadcast 11th January 1984.

After watching a pirate boxing match Arthur suggests to Terry that he should get back into the ring.

Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
George Innes - Harry Lynch
Christine Kavanagh - Nicky
David Lodge - Soldier Atkins
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Peter Childs - Rycott
Ian McNeice - Eric Morgan
Anna Nygh - Brenda Wilson
Peter Cheevers - Jackie Wilson
Frank Gatliff - Darrow
Herbert Norville - Young Black
Peter Kosta - Chris
Doreen Keogh - Mrs. Lynch
Donald Eccles - Medical Official
Alex Leppard - Cabby
John Fowler - Youth
Brian Calloway - Barman
Joe Iles - Henry (as Joseph Iles)
Jonathan Burn - Boxing M.C.
Bruce Wells - Boxing Referee
Harry Fielder - Boxing Match Spectator
Alan Harris - Boxing Match Spectator
Ridgewell Hawkes - Boxing Match Spectator
Dave Ould - Boxers Entourage
Johnny Ould - Boxers Entourage
Bob Ramsey - Boxing Match Spectator
Fred Wood - Boxing Match Spectator