First broadcast 8th November 1976.

Ethel and Humphrey come round to discuss the future of Ethel's and Mildred's elderly mother.

Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Norman Eshley - Jeffrey Fourmile
Sheila Fearn - Ann Fourmile
Nicholas Bond-Owen - Tristram (as Nicholas Owen)
Reginald Marsh - Humphrey
Avril Elgar - Ethel
Gretchen Franklin - Mother
Jean Marlow - Hilda
Mike Reynell - Pub Customer