First broadcast 29th November 1969.

To cover up the terrible cooking being produced by the kitchen at the school, Potter has been supplying the headmaster with imported meals.

John Alderton - Bernard Hedges
Deryck Guyler - Norman Potter
Noel Howlett - Mr. Cromwell
Joan Sanderson - Doris Ewell
Richard Davies - Mr. Price
Erik Chitty - Mr. Smith
David Barry - Frankie Abbott
Peter Cleall - Eric Duffy
Peter Denyer - Dennis Dunstable
Liz Gebhardt - Maureen Bullock
Malcolm McFee - Peter Craven
Penny Spencer - Sharon Eversleigh
Pat Nye - Mrs. Savage
Jo Rowbottom - Elsie
Mollie Maureen - Mrs. Wilmot