Episode 5 of the Black Cat Weekly which was released a day before the 8th anniversary of 9/11 features a story about two drunks in Long Island who unintentionally reenacted the Dukes of Hazzard by flying their SUV into someone's house; a NJ man pleads guilty to wire fraud in a case involving an illegal dumping scheme in Frankfort, NY; Ellen DeGeneres officially being named to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol and what I really think about Kara DioGuardi; and Jay Leno returns to network television with his new nightly comedy show beginning Monday 9/14 at 10 pm on NBC.