Vernal Equinox

We raise styrofoam cups to you
with luke warm Kool-Aid;
My adjacent neighbor
(who may or may not
have come from a place
where conjugal relations with
domestic animals is both
accepted and encouraged)
demonstrates to the non
goatfucking world of the
power and splendor of his
new power washer with
all of turbo charged
mechanical inconvenience
as he washes the outside at
the very same spot for
over an hour's time;

Vernal equinox, oh vernal equinox,
the goatfuckers have punished me
by building a wood fence that
runs concurrent to the mesh
fence that was already there
with a loud and clear
message that I am now
persona non grata in
goatfucker society after
having called the cops on
their power washer orgy;
The old poet was right-
I prefer fences as neighbors
for now on this Vernal Equinox
I can pee in the privacy
of my own backyard;
As this is how I celebrate
My Vernal Equinox.