"water isn't wet underwater"
"don't talk about the boy, Martha"
"Sir, sir, we're still underwater, but we have standards."
"you know, that ceiling octopus really helps with the circulation."
Commercials:
Outdoor Products, Toyota Tercel (hey, an air conditioned glove compartment means no melted candy bars!), Navy, Blues Brothers VHS, Kids in the Hall.
"Wait a minute, how does that work?!"
"Boy, they started early today."
"Follow me down the fallopian tube!"
"This started getting weird a little while ago, didn't it?"
"Boy, he's really hugging the seahorse ... I've got an exoskeleton for crissakes!"