Rebecca Black will perform live in concert, on tour, at a mall/whatever near you. It's true. Here's my idea of the concert commercial:

THIS SUNDAY AT A SOON-TO-BE-ABANDONED CASINO IN A MODERATELY UNSAFE PART OF TOWN, SEE INTERNET SENSATION REBECCA BLACK LIP-SYNCHING TO HER VIRAL VIDEO HIT, "FRIDAY"

IT'LL BE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

THAT'S THIS SUNDAY, WHICH IS TWO DAYS AFTER FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY COMES AFTER THAT...

YOU'LL BE KICKIN THE FRONT SEAT, SITTIN IN THE BACK SEAT...

WHICH SEAT WILL YOU SIT IN? BETTER MAKE YOUR MIND UP

TICKETS FOR REBECCA BLACK WITH SPECIAL GUEST WILLIAM HUNG ARE PROBABLY BLOWING AROUND IN THE STREET...SO GO GRAB SOME!

SEE REBECCA BLACK BEFORE SHE'S FOUND IN A GUTTER WITH A GUN IN HER MOUTH.

THIS IS STRICTLY A 12-AND UNDER SHOW / PERFORMANCES EVERY 15 MINUTES / WHIPPETS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN THE BATHROOM

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