Your mates might all be banging on about how popping out sprogs has made them complete, but we know the truth: Babies are nothing more than expensive, noisy, foul-smelling holiday-curbers. If they weren't, their parents wouldn't be trying to palm them off on you all time. So how do you side step the babysitting? Watch and learn.

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