Standing outside SUR Restaurant with his new sugar daddy, celebrity decorator and television personality Bobby Trendy says that Ted Williams -- the homeless man with the golden voice -- is about to get the golden touch of rehab, for rehab is a part of being famous.

Bobby also announces he's "going the Anna Nicole Smith route" -- referring to the "young queen" next to him, explaining that the finely-dressed dude paid for their $300 dinner.

Ah ... nothing like disposable income.