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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

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