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"Our beloved sovereign leader Kim Jung-Un
is furious about the ongoing provocations
by THE MIGRAINE REVOLUTION.
The supreme command of the armed forces
will resolutely retaliate against any attempt
to challenge the current treatment regime.
It is in the best interest of our proud pharmaceutical industry
that migraine sufferers continue
to be dependable consumers
of heaps of migraine medication.
Parents are urged
to ensure that future generations can
also rely on a strong drug industry:
Train your kids as chronic migraineurs!
Strengthen their loyalty to migraine drugs
by constantly repeating the phrase
"Migraine is an incurable, genetic disease."
That will immunize them against defiant ideas
of pursuing a targeted rehabilitation.
The migraineurs of the DPRK
must never ever find out
that a migraine liberation manual is
available for the price of a massage!
If THE MIGRAINE REVOLUTION continues
to threaten our pharmaceutical industry
the people's army is going to crush them
with nuclear force in self-defense."